Miss-erable Beauties

As newly-crowned Miss America 2010 Caressa Cameron embarks on a media tour following her crowning in Las Vegas at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino last month, the Cuchini Cameltoe Cops can’t help but remember all of Caressa’s fellow pageant sisters who have done the unthinkable – walk the world’s stage sporting a giant cameltoe!  Not a very becoming look for a lady interested in representing America or Canada or even your local YMCA, is it?  C’mon ladies, there’s room for only one type of cleavage when you’re vying for the crown! 

Contestants for the Miss State of Embarrassment Contest

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February 8, 2010. Tags: , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, cuchini. Leave a comment.

Cameltoe Through The Years: A Timeline You’d Rather Forget

Cameltoe is certainly nothing new.  We dusted off some real winners from the archives, evidence that the public has been subjected to revealing views of nooks and crannies for years and years.  From the disco glam of the 1970s (even the guys got in on the act) through the 1980s, 90s and 2000s, we hope you have little laugh as you walk down memory lane.  And, we hope this new decade is a “smooth” one.  Cheers to a cameltoe-free 2010 and beyond!

1970s - Captain Cameltoe

1970s - Menudo's Male Cameltoe

1980s - Let's Get Physical Cameltoe

1980s - JEM & The Holograms' Cartoon Cameltoe

1990s - Coco, The Decade's Cameltoe Queen

1990s - Sporty Cameltoe

2000s - Audrina's Casual Cameltoe

2000s - Kim's Less-Than-Dashing Cameltoe

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January 6, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, fashion. Leave a comment.

Cameltoe is Soooooo UnFoxy!

Hollywood starlet Megan Fox caught sporting a very uncomfortable looking pair of pants!  No wonder she’s hiding her face… CITATION!

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Megan Fox

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November 16, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Celebrity. Leave a comment.

Freeze! Cuchini Cameltoe Cops are Here to Bust the World’s Worst Offenders!

Cucini BodyStay inside the lines!!  A phrase most fashion forward sophisticates will boldly turn their noses at.  But, there is one instance where containing one’s self is a must and not a hindrance.  While there is no clearer way to describe this most embarrassing wardrobe faux pas it is summed up in one dirty little word….CAMELTOE! 

This unflattering fashion offense commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothing such as fitness apparel, pants, shorts or swimwear.  The snugness of the fabric may result in the outline of the female anatomy taking on the unsightly appearance of the forefoot of a camel. 

Until recently, there was no adequate solution to camouflage this other cleavage!

Much to the relief of women everywhere, South Florida friends Christy Sugrue and Kelly Crosby Heyniger have created Cuchini – a clever invention that provides women a smooth appearance in even the most unyielding of garments.  Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight pad that can be placed in any undergarment to smooth unsightly ridges and avoid this common wardrobe challenge.  Each package includes an adhesive strip so the Cuchini can either be adhered or simply placed in any panty, bathing suit or fitness garment to conveniently and comfortably resolve embarrassing cameltoe.  For details, visit www.cuchini.com

Visit us often for a light-hearted look at the biggest celeb offenders!  We’re shining a huge spotlight on a subject often reserved for whispers and jeers.  So, join in on the conversation and don’t let this happen to you!

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October 22, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , . General. 1 comment.