JLo’s Super Bowl Remix and JWOWW’s Spandex Disaster

Jennifer Lopez sponged-off the ensem she rung in the new year wearing at a pre-Super Bowl bash at Liv Nightclub in Miami this weekend.  Why?  You ask.  Great question!  Astonishingly, the glitterbomb catsuit got another chance to shine a few short weeks after making its debut appearance in NYC.  Still no sign of c-toe!  Thankfully, Cuchini was included in the remix!

Meanwhile, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley of ‘Jersey Shore’ fame showed off her trademark skimpy style along with a category one cameltoe while creeping at Mansion with fellow cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.  No fist pumps for JWOWW’s straight out of Jersey street look.  Next time, do yourself a favor, JWOWW, and pack a Cuchini!

JLo really did wear this again. No, really!

JWOWW ready to battle on the dance floor / Picture by Ralph Notaro, Splash News

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February 11, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, fashion. Leave a comment.

Oh! How the Mighty Have Fallen

Just a few short weeks ago, Cuchini Cameltoe Cops praised Lady GaGa for presenting a “smooth” look even in the most audacious of outfits.  But, GaGa’s on-stage attire at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday night  left us completely agasp.  Not only does she look frighteningly similar to shock-goth-rock star Marilyn Manson, but the green-sequined onesie she’s in looks dangerously close to exposing her little fame monster.  Not sure if a Cuchini could have saved this one, but, sadly, we’ll never know.

Lady GaGa

or Marilyn Manson?

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February 2, 2010. Tags: , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, Fashion disaster. Leave a comment.

JLO and the Case of the Missing Cameltoe

Newcomer to the world of cameltoe-free attire, Jennifer Lopez continues her jaunt as a smooth operator while leaving the Oribe Salon in Miami — and while wearing leggings of all things!  Could Cuchini be responsible for this fabulous turn to ladytown?  We like to think so! 

Jennifer Lopez

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January 21, 2010. Tags: , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini. Leave a comment.

Cameltoe Through The Years: A Timeline You’d Rather Forget

Cameltoe is certainly nothing new.  We dusted off some real winners from the archives, evidence that the public has been subjected to revealing views of nooks and crannies for years and years.  From the disco glam of the 1970s (even the guys got in on the act) through the 1980s, 90s and 2000s, we hope you have little laugh as you walk down memory lane.  And, we hope this new decade is a “smooth” one.  Cheers to a cameltoe-free 2010 and beyond!

1970s - Captain Cameltoe

1970s - Menudo's Male Cameltoe

1980s - Let's Get Physical Cameltoe

1980s - JEM & The Holograms' Cartoon Cameltoe

1990s - Coco, The Decade's Cameltoe Queen

1990s - Sporty Cameltoe

2000s - Audrina's Casual Cameltoe

2000s - Kim's Less-Than-Dashing Cameltoe

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January 6, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, fashion. Leave a comment.

JLO Shows Off Her Cuchini On NYE

Donning a glittery body stocking is almost a sure-fire way to be blasted in the gossip rags for the biggest fashion don’t of them all – cameltoe! Miraculously, JLO came away unscathed as she set the stage afire with a high-octane NYC performance on New Year’s Eve. The pop queen undoubtedly learned from past episodes that Cuchini can make all the difference in the world!  Let this be a lesson to all our celeb friends and put your hands up if you love Cuchini!

Jennifer Lopez / SocialiteLife

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January 4, 2010. Tags: , , , , . cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, fashion, Fashion disaster. 3 comments.

Gossip Girl’s Artsy Outfit is No Masterpiece!

Gossip Girls’ Leighton Meester is typically an example of picture-perfect fashion.  But, this 80’s revival, watercolor nightmare was a big swing and a miss!  Couple that with embarrassing cameltoe and you have a fashion mishap begging for a citation from the Cuchini Cameltoe Cops! 

Leighton Meester | Photo Courtesy of Albert Michael / Rex

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November 18, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Celebrity. Leave a comment.

Freeze! Cuchini Cameltoe Cops are Here to Bust the World’s Worst Offenders!

Cucini BodyStay inside the lines!!  A phrase most fashion forward sophisticates will boldly turn their noses at.  But, there is one instance where containing one’s self is a must and not a hindrance.  While there is no clearer way to describe this most embarrassing wardrobe faux pas it is summed up in one dirty little word….CAMELTOE! 

This unflattering fashion offense commonly occurs as a result of wearing tight fitting clothing such as fitness apparel, pants, shorts or swimwear.  The snugness of the fabric may result in the outline of the female anatomy taking on the unsightly appearance of the forefoot of a camel. 

Until recently, there was no adequate solution to camouflage this other cleavage!

Much to the relief of women everywhere, South Florida friends Christy Sugrue and Kelly Crosby Heyniger have created Cuchini – a clever invention that provides women a smooth appearance in even the most unyielding of garments.  Cuchini is a comfortable, light-weight pad that can be placed in any undergarment to smooth unsightly ridges and avoid this common wardrobe challenge.  Each package includes an adhesive strip so the Cuchini can either be adhered or simply placed in any panty, bathing suit or fitness garment to conveniently and comfortably resolve embarrassing cameltoe.  For details, visit www.cuchini.com

Visit us often for a light-hearted look at the biggest celeb offenders!  We’re shining a huge spotlight on a subject often reserved for whispers and jeers.  So, join in on the conversation and don’t let this happen to you!

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October 22, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , . General. 1 comment.