Oh! How the Mighty Have Fallen

Just a few short weeks ago, Cuchini Cameltoe Cops praised Lady GaGa for presenting a “smooth” look even in the most audacious of outfits.  But, GaGa’s on-stage attire at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday night  left us completely agasp.  Not only does she look frighteningly similar to shock-goth-rock star Marilyn Manson, but the green-sequined onesie she’s in looks dangerously close to exposing her little fame monster.  Not sure if a Cuchini could have saved this one, but, sadly, we’ll never know.

Lady GaGa

or Marilyn Manson?

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February 2, 2010. Tags: , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, Fashion disaster. Leave a comment.

JLO and the Case of the Missing Cameltoe

Newcomer to the world of cameltoe-free attire, Jennifer Lopez continues her jaunt as a smooth operator while leaving the Oribe Salon in Miami — and while wearing leggings of all things!  Could Cuchini be responsible for this fabulous turn to ladytown?  We like to think so! 

Jennifer Lopez

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January 21, 2010. Tags: , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini. Leave a comment.

Christina Cameltoe Catastrophe

After a long hiatus from the spotlight, diiirrrty girl Christina Aguilera emerged sporting the biggest cameltoe we’ve seen in awhile.  Not her best welcome back look.  PLEASE try again, but this time with a Cuchini!  Then, and only then, will we talk about your comeback.  We’re rooting for you, X-tina!

Extra Extra! Cameltoe Alert!

Whoa! Extreme Closeup!

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January 13, 2010. Tags: , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini. Leave a comment.

Cameltoe Through The Years: A Timeline You’d Rather Forget

Cameltoe is certainly nothing new.  We dusted off some real winners from the archives, evidence that the public has been subjected to revealing views of nooks and crannies for years and years.  From the disco glam of the 1970s (even the guys got in on the act) through the 1980s, 90s and 2000s, we hope you have little laugh as you walk down memory lane.  And, we hope this new decade is a “smooth” one.  Cheers to a cameltoe-free 2010 and beyond!

1970s - Captain Cameltoe

1970s - Menudo's Male Cameltoe

1980s - Let's Get Physical Cameltoe

1980s - JEM & The Holograms' Cartoon Cameltoe

1990s - Coco, The Decade's Cameltoe Queen

1990s - Sporty Cameltoe

2000s - Audrina's Casual Cameltoe

2000s - Kim's Less-Than-Dashing Cameltoe

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January 6, 2010. Tags: , , , , , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, fashion. Leave a comment.

JLO Shows Off Her Cuchini On NYE

Donning a glittery body stocking is almost a sure-fire way to be blasted in the gossip rags for the biggest fashion don’t of them all – cameltoe! Miraculously, JLO came away unscathed as she set the stage afire with a high-octane NYC performance on New Year’s Eve. The pop queen undoubtedly learned from past episodes that Cuchini can make all the difference in the world!  Let this be a lesson to all our celeb friends and put your hands up if you love Cuchini!

Jennifer Lopez / SocialiteLife

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January 4, 2010. Tags: , , , , . cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, fashion, Fashion disaster. 3 comments.

Leggings, Jeggings and Bleggings…Oh My!

The number of seemingly unsuspecting cameltoe victims is on the rise thanks to the leggings, jeggings (jean leggings) and bleggings (black leather leggings) craze! Celebs like Solange and Lindsay Lohan are leading the movement, yet even they can’t escape the dreaded front wedgie, as seen in these photos. What’s a girl to do? Luckily, Cuchini is a simple click away! Check out www.cuchini.com. It’s THE perfect stocking stuffer (your own joke here). =)

Solange

Lindsay Lohan

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December 18, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Camel toe, cameltoe, Celebrity, cuchini, fashion, Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Gossip Girl’s Artsy Outfit is No Masterpiece!

Gossip Girls’ Leighton Meester is typically an example of picture-perfect fashion.  But, this 80’s revival, watercolor nightmare was a big swing and a miss!  Couple that with embarrassing cameltoe and you have a fashion mishap begging for a citation from the Cuchini Cameltoe Cops! 

Leighton Meester | Photo Courtesy of Albert Michael / Rex

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November 18, 2009. Tags: , , , , , , , . Celebrity. Leave a comment.

Cameltoe is Soooooo UnFoxy!

Hollywood starlet Megan Fox caught sporting a very uncomfortable looking pair of pants!  No wonder she’s hiding her face… CITATION!

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Megan Fox

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November 16, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Celebrity. Leave a comment.

Our Latest Offender…Khloe Kardashian Receives a Cameltoe Citation!

Khloe Kardashian hit up the Charity Knock Out event at Commerce Casino this week.  Doing good for others is noble, Khloe, but always a much more sophisticated effort when done sans CAMELTOE!

Khloe_Kardashian

Khloe Kardashian

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November 5, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Celebrity. 1 comment.

Cuchini Cameltoe Cops Catch Celebrity Offenders!

These photos show that this unsightly problem can happen to anyone.  Don’t be caught in the same situation as these celebrities…

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys

Anna Kournikova

Anna Kournokova

Britney Spears

Britney Spears

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

 

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October 28, 2009. Tags: , , , , . Celebrity. Leave a comment.

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