JLo’s Super Bowl Remix and JWOWW’s Spandex Disaster
Jennifer Lopez sponged-off the ensem she rung in the new year wearing at a pre-Super Bowl bash at Liv Nightclub in Miami this weekend. Why? You ask. Great question! Astonishingly, the glitterbomb catsuit got another chance to shine a few short weeks after making its debut appearance in NYC. Still no sign of c-toe! Thankfully, Cuchini was included in the remix!
Meanwhile, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley of ‘Jersey Shore’ fame showed off her trademark skimpy style along with a category one cameltoe while creeping at Mansion with fellow cast member Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino. No fist pumps for JWOWW’s straight out of Jersey street look. Next time, do yourself a favor, JWOWW, and pack a Cuchini!
JLo really did wear this again. No, really!
JWOWW ready to battle on the dance floor / Picture by Ralph Notaro, Splash News
Miss-erable Beauties
As newly-crowned Miss America 2010 Caressa Cameron embarks on a media tour following her crowning in Las Vegas at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino last month, the Cuchini Cameltoe Cops can’t help but remember all of Caressa’s fellow pageant sisters who have done the unthinkable – walk the world’s stage sporting a giant cameltoe! Not a very becoming look for a lady interested in representing America or Canada or even your local YMCA, is it? C’mon ladies, there’s room for only one type of cleavage when you’re vying for the crown!
Contestants for the Miss State of Embarrassment Contest
Oh! How the Mighty Have Fallen
Just a few short weeks ago, Cuchini Cameltoe Cops praised Lady GaGa for presenting a “smooth” look even in the most audacious of outfits. But, GaGa’s on-stage attire at the 52nd Annual Grammy Awards on Sunday night left us completely agasp. Not only does she look frighteningly similar to shock-goth-rock star Marilyn Manson, but the green-sequined onesie she’s in looks dangerously close to exposing her little fame monster. Not sure if a Cuchini could have saved this one, but, sadly, we’ll never know.
Lady GaGa
or Marilyn Manson?
JLO and the Case of the Missing Cameltoe
Newcomer to the world of cameltoe-free attire, Jennifer Lopez continues her jaunt as a smooth operator while leaving the Oribe Salon in Miami — and while wearing leggings of all things! Could Cuchini be responsible for this fabulous turn to ladytown? We like to think so!
Jennifer Lopez
Christina Cameltoe Catastrophe
After a long hiatus from the spotlight, diiirrrty girl Christina Aguilera emerged sporting the biggest cameltoe we’ve seen in awhile. Not her best welcome back look. PLEASE try again, but this time with a Cuchini! Then, and only then, will we talk about your comeback. We’re rooting for you, X-tina!
Extra Extra! Cameltoe Alert!
Whoa! Extreme Closeup!
Cuchini – The Secret to Lady GaGa’s Success?
Pop superstar Lady GaGa has captured the world’s attention with her infectious music and outrageous fashions. Among her many innovative looks – from bubble coats to sculpted, geometric dresses – the self-proclaimed Warhol electroblond has also become synonymous with wearing revealing leotards as outerwear. The look could be disastrous but GaGa manages to seamlessly flaunt her trademark fabulosity to countless fans and paparazzi without a front wedgie in sight. Perhaps Gagaloo is a loyal fan of Cuchini?!
Lady Gaga - Leotard Monster
Cameltoe Through The Years: A Timeline You’d Rather Forget
Cameltoe is certainly nothing new. We dusted off some real winners from the archives, evidence that the public has been subjected to revealing views of nooks and crannies for years and years. From the disco glam of the 1970s (even the guys got in on the act) through the 1980s, 90s and 2000s, we hope you have little laugh as you walk down memory lane. And, we hope this new decade is a “smooth” one. Cheers to a cameltoe-free 2010 and beyond!
1970s - Captain Cameltoe
1970s - Menudo's Male Cameltoe
1980s - Let's Get Physical Cameltoe
1980s - JEM & The Holograms' Cartoon Cameltoe
1990s - Coco, The Decade's Cameltoe Queen
1990s - Sporty Cameltoe
2000s - Audrina's Casual Cameltoe
2000s - Kim's Less-Than-Dashing Cameltoe
JLO Shows Off Her Cuchini On NYE
Donning a glittery body stocking is almost a sure-fire way to be blasted in the gossip rags for the biggest fashion don’t of them all – cameltoe! Miraculously, JLO came away unscathed as she set the stage afire with a high-octane NYC performance on New Year’s Eve. The pop queen undoubtedly learned from past episodes that Cuchini can make all the difference in the world! Let this be a lesson to all our celeb friends and put your hands up if you love Cuchini!
Jennifer Lopez / SocialiteLife
SJP and JLO Exposed!
You’re practically begging for a front wedgie when you’ve stuffed yourself into a pair of yoga pants or bikini bottoms (without a Cuchini, that is). But, these stars are proof that cameltoe happens when you least expect it. Poor SJP and JLO fell victim without a stitch of lycra in sight! A freak gust of wind or a pair of ill-fitting camos can prove disastrous! Cuchini was created to help us girls avoid this kind of “exposure.” Ladies, don’t let this happen to you! Check out www.Cuchini.com for deets!
Sarah Jessica Parker / Big Pictures Photo
Jennifer Lopez / Fame Pictures
Leggings, Jeggings and Bleggings…Oh My!
The number of seemingly unsuspecting cameltoe victims is on the rise thanks to the leggings, jeggings (jean leggings) and bleggings (black leather leggings) craze! Celebs like Solange and Lindsay Lohan are leading the movement, yet even they can’t escape the dreaded front wedgie, as seen in these photos. What’s a girl to do? Luckily, Cuchini is a simple click away! Check out www.cuchini.com. It’s THE perfect stocking stuffer (your own joke here). =)
Solange
Lindsay Lohan
